My healthy cell phone

If your smart phone could talk back to you it would probably say something like, 'Touch me again this is a great massage' or “Ah, what a relief it is to get rubbed like this” Think about it, we all do it, we give our cell phones a rub down off and on all day long well into the evening hours. Those phones must be really relaxed, no stress here.

It only cost you somewhere between eighty to one hundred and fifty dollars a month to keep giving that phone a constant rub down, and lets face it your phone is worth every penny of it. It's got just about everything you could possibly use on it from music to apps that even tell you where you can get great health care.

But, don't hold your phone to your ear for too long it may send you waves that can harm you. Also, don't tilt your head down too much its causing an alteration in your cervical spine that can result in headaches.

Oh, but let me give it a rub down just one more time. It's not like I could use one of those myself. I mean look at the way I can swipe this thing, I can give it these great long gentle strokes. I'm not sure if my body even know what that means.

Oh great, I've miss placed my phone again, man this is really stressing me out, I've looked every where for it. Now, I've found it! Let me massage it again even longer than before, I'm ok, yeah I'll be just fine.